I Mean With Everyone

I hate lotion and chapstick
And stuff like that
I hate smothering it on
Dry skin to combat
Chapped lips on top of that

Even if I use the stuff
My lips still peel and hurt
It makes me mad
And so chapstick, I avert
And the lotion I don't squirt

It's a weakness, yes, I know
I'd rather sit and dry up
So I sit and stare
With my nose stuck up
When really I should butter up

Rhyme inspired by chapped lips
And Relient K "Chap Stick, Chapped
Lips, And Things Like Chemistry"